"Cunty Patrick" Scented Candle

Unleash your inner diva with the Smells Like Cunty Patrick Candle, inspired by the sassiest sea star to ever grace the ocean floor. This candle doesn’t just make a statement—it enters the room with a strut, a flip of its imaginary hair, and a shade so fierce it blocks the sun.

Fragrance Notes:

Tropical Slay-cation – A bold blend of coconut and pineapple that smells like beachside luxury and unapologetic confidence.

Pink Lemonade Attitude – Sweet but tangy, like a side-eye compliment.